To Go Fast, or Not To Go Fast? A Review of Sonic The Hedgehog

Ok, I thought *that* would work for the title since it’s not as obvious as the actual phrase that I’m referencing there and it’s not as obscure as something like “Aw man, this is happening!”… boy I’m a nerd Hey Everyone! I thought I’d do a little bonus review in the midst of my Spider-ManContinue reading “To Go Fast, or Not To Go Fast? A Review of Sonic The Hedgehog”

El Decentely Enjoyable Human-Spider. A Review of The Amazing Spider-Man

Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone star in this first Spidey reboot/remake that makes people in 2020 go “Oh yeah, this movie existed!” Hey Everyone! We’re up on the fourth base of this little Spidey review marathon (wait a minute, fourth base?!?! In case you couldn’t tell by this point, but I REALLY don’t speak sports)Continue reading “El Decentely Enjoyable Human-Spider. A Review of The Amazing Spider-Man”

“Ah, look at little Venom Jr., you gonna’ cry?” A Review of Spider-Man 3

“3 villains shouldn’t be too much”, they said. “Everyone is gonna love what we do with the characters here” *Sony* said!!! (I’m not bitter- you’re bitter) Hey Everyone! We’re on the third stop of this Spidey parade with the final film in the Tobey Maguire/Sam Raimi series with Spider-Man 3. And per usual, no plotContinue reading ““Ah, look at little Venom Jr., you gonna’ cry?” A Review of Spider-Man 3″

“Could you praise me in advance?” A Review of Spider-Man 2

Ha ha ha ha ha! Ah ha… what are you serious?! Praise you for what, being a phenomenal movie?!?! (…wait a minute) Spinning the Cineweb blog, right now- there’s the keyboard! Hey Everyone! We’re at the second stop of this little Spider-Man marathon with the 2004 comic book classic Spider-Man 2. Now, *hopefully* if you’veContinue reading ““Could you praise me in advance?” A Review of Spider-Man 2″

With Great Nostalgia, Comes Great Re-Watchability- A Review of Spider-Man (2002)

The one that started Spider-Man’s run on the big screen turns 18 years old today and in case you couldn’t tell, it has left a MAJOR impact on my life! Hey Everyone! Welcome to my first ever move review marathon, where the name of the game is to do a review of every film withinContinue reading “With Great Nostalgia, Comes Great Re-Watchability- A Review of Spider-Man (2002)”

I’ll do you one better- Maybe?! A Review of Never Rarely Sometimes Always

Eliza Hittman wrote and directed this *Indie Abortion Drama* that will clearly be the most mainstream movie in the history of EVER… right?!?! Hey Everyone! For this week’s review, I wanted to go with something that is actually relatively recent in the form of Universal/Focus Features’ Never Rarely Sometimes Always. Now, for any new readers,Continue reading “I’ll do you one better- Maybe?! A Review of Never Rarely Sometimes Always”

The other good 80’s Action Christmas Movie- A Review of Lethal Weapon

Seriously, this movie may as well be the older cousin of Die Hard, ESPECIALLY since they both just so happen to take place in LA and have score composed by Michael Kamen. I mean, DUH! Hey Everyone! For this review, I have finally seen a movie that has easily made a stamp in 80’s actionContinue reading “The other good 80’s Action Christmas Movie- A Review of Lethal Weapon”

“Creating Facebook will be easy- what could possibly go wrong???” A Review of The Social Network

Well given how much crap Facebook has gotten today (for obvious reasons), maybe THEY should practice digital social distancing! I mean… DUH!!! Hey everyone! For my second trick (er… review), I decided to take a look at an acclaimed film that is reaching it’s tenth anniversary later this year and just arrived on Netflix recentlyContinue reading ““Creating Facebook will be easy- what could possibly go wrong???” A Review of The Social Network”